Wednesday, September 30, 2009

in an email from one of my squirrelly friends

Emergency Room

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for all day, I purposely put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had purchased off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. That cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency services.

It also works at the DMV and any laundromat.

Don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order!