"Look at your next airline ticket and you will find a "Security Fee". What is the Security Fee that was passed after September 11, 2001? It is an Islam tax. It is more money out of an American's pocket to pay for the privilege of living with Muslims amongst us..."
Coming soon - Infidel Air!
-detailed passenger history database, free ham sandwiches prior to boarding, holy crayon pattern carpeting, hot flight attendants with less clothing on, choice of Team America, United Flight 93, or 300 The Movie in-flight entertainment, onboard bomb and fear sniffing dogs, armored cockpit doors, armed flight crew with extensive background checks, porcine plasma paintball style weaponry (for passengers who just want to plonk someone for fun), video cameras in the lavatory, titanium electroshock collars - (if four passengers feel you deserve 50,000 volts of behavior modification they simply key in your collar ID simultaneously), ground based missile countermeasures.
Make it fun and safe and people will pay more for the ride. Infidel Air - Safer than standing on the ground.
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