Braindead Biden's Bungled And Botched Bloviations

Dementia Joe Biden is on his grand tour of Europe, so this edition of the wit 'n' wisdom of the 46th president will not be called Weekend at Biden's. Instead, it's Joe Biden's European Vacation. 

When President Biden arrived in the United Kingdom, he spoke at a military base, which is one of his great pleasures. All dialogue guaranteed verbatim: "There's nothing that Jill and I and Joe enjoy more than spending time with our troops and their families wherever we go in the world." 

Last year he once introduced himself as Jill Biden. Now Biden apparently thinks of himself as two different people -- "Joe and I." He saluted the British military, especially the "R.F.A." 

He reiterated that America wants to avoid "confrict" with Russia. (At least this time he didn't call the Russian president "Clutin.") ... 

Since his mental decline, he has always been clueless with numbers -- this week he bragged about providing a "half a billion" free vaccines, then cut the number to "half a million," before finally reverting back to the original "half billion doses that we�ll be sending around the world to be produced in the United States." 

Sleepy Joe exhorted Americans to get their shots at the assorted "vaxin' sites," including your local "Y.M.C." He changed the name of the disease yet again. What he sometimes calls "COVID 9" this week became "Globid COVID 19." ... 

As time goes on, Biden is more and more flummoxed by the letter "L." Again this week he referred to the "American Rescue Pan." Now, though, in addition to dropping "L," he randomly adds the letter to words. He called for more so-called investments in climate change "to prevent the worst implacts" of climate change. 

Then there was his trip to Tulsa to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa race massacre, which he said happened "a century aglow." In Tulsa he recalled meeting an elderly woman -- "when she saw the insurrection on Jan. 9 it broke her heart." 

Yes, Mr. President, but what about the other "insurrection," you know, the one on Jan. 6? Biden bemoaned the fact that after 100 years, the survivors in Tulsa haven�t had "cloture." Not closure, cloture.

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