Tuesday, October 20, 2009

No More Lift and Seperate

And how are mooselimb men ever going to learn to undo those dang things with one hand in the back seat of a Ford during a cool spring rain while there's a cop with a flashlight knocking on the window?

Wait, um. . .

at The Last Crusade:





NOTHING UPLIFTING IN ISLAM: MUSLIMS BAN BRAS


by
thelastcrusade.org

Muslims in Somalia now demand that women shake their breasts when they appear in public, so that inspectors may determine if they are wearing “un-Islamic” bras.

The orders have been carried out at gunpoint by a group called Al Shabaab, who control of the streets of Mogadishu.

If the women display an un-natural firmness, the inspectors feel their breasts to determine if the uplift is produced with the assistance of a bra. Often younger women must reveal their mammary glands to prove that they have not been corrupted by Western culture.

The Daily Mail (London) reports that women have been publicly whipped for wearing hidden undergarments, with Islamists claiming that it is a “deceptive” act before Allah to wear supportive devices.

Al Shabaab is attempting to impose a strict interpretation of Shariah (Islamic law) throughout the country.

The radical Muslim group has also been known to whip men caught without a beard.

In Mogadishu and other Somali cities, dancing at wedding ceremonies is forbidden, along with soccer playing, musical events, alcohol, and movies.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I learned my [award winning] "one hand unlatching" technique in the Drive-Ins of Lemon County and South Bay....Pre-Occupied California.

It's like riding a bicycle....you never forget how to do it.

Anonymous said...

Proof that if you bag a woman from head to toe, with only .014% of her left pupil sinfully exposed (to assist locomotion), some pathetic loser from the religion-of-peace-through-world-conquest will still get his panties in a bunch over the various bumps and textures that ultimately show through when she gets up off her stool.