Saturday, October 31, 2009

Maybe If I Drive Away Real Slow, No One Will Notice ...

Shouldn't she, at least, have left a note?

From Discarded Lies:


Unknown said...

My Poetry Blog


I went downtown, saw Katie in the nude
on Common Avenue, detracted soltitude
as it were, like a dream-state rosely hued,
like no one else could see her; DAMN! I phewed;

was reciprokelly then, thank heaven, viewed,
bestowed unique hard-on! but NOT eschewed,
contrair-ee-lee, she took a somewhat rude
'n readidy attude of Sex Prelude; it BREWED!

And for a start, i hiccuped "Hi!", imbued
with Moooood! She toodledooed: "How queued
your awe-full specie-ally-tee, Sir Lewd,
to prove (alas!), to have me finely screwed,

and hopef'lly afterwards beloved, wooed,
alive, huh? Don't you even DO it, Duu-uuude!"

My Poetry Blog


Adiós, mis vacas! Que pasa en esta temporada de tristeza?
La soledad se cultiva en las ciudades;
viva la muerte.
Uno no debe imaginar que el hombre es bueno.
El paisaje se despierta en un fiel espejo, pregunte.

La noche ha porches de la siesta en ruinas con pistacho.
Débiles enemigos se disipa amigos sin
valor. La calle es corta.
Hay falta de coherencia, la esperanza y la fe.
Todas las puertas evitadas saludan: No pasarán.

My tentatively spanish poetry blog;

My Music Blog:

Feel free to announce your blog on mine.

- Peter Ingestad, Sweden

Damien said...


Now that's some bad driving!

Pastorius said...

I love the poem. It's very finely constructed and humorous.

Yo todo comprendo la stanza uno del poema en espanol.

Mi espanol esta muy poquito.


Pero, este que comprendo esta muy bella.

That's about the best I can do.


I'll check out your blog and comment there.

Pastorius said...

I'm guessing this chick was either drunk or talking on her cell phone.

revereridesagain said...

They've had it up at FAIL BLOG for a couple days. I wouldn't have believed you could drive right up onto somebody's roof and then back right off again. Of course she did forget one little detail: parking lot security cameras.

christian soldier said...

OK guys-we assume it is a "she" because ....why???...

Believe me--as one who drives on Ventura Blvd. AWA the 405 Fwy.--I can state that stupidity behind the wheel knows no gender....

I did like the video--it proves my point....:-)

jeppo said...

Oh, it's a "she" alright.

Pastorius said...

Yeah, Christian Soldier, just for the record, I did not assume it was a she.

It is a she.

Pastorius said...

By the way, you're right, what's the difference between the 405 and Ventura Blvd? Or, what's the difference between the 101 and Ventura Blvd. for that matter?

The difference is you can take Coldwater through to Beverly Hills in about 10 minutes.


Pastorius said...

Well, actually now that I think about it, that might not be Beverly Hills technically, but you know the area I'm talking about, with "Little Santa Monica Blvd."

Nice area.

That's how I used to get from Burbank to CBS in just a few.


The friggin 405 through the mountain pass can be a nightmare.

Epaminondas said...

That's no failure.

It's the ex's car

revereridesagain said...

All Wheel Drive. You just can't beat it!

christian soldier said...

P- you are right on all accounts...:-)

Pastorius said...

You and I share some common experiences, eh?