Sunday, October 11, 2009

Now that all other issues have been sucessfully completed, Obama wants gays to serve openly in the military

You know, I don't really have an opinion about gays in the military, and perhaps benign indifference amounts to complete equality, but I do have an opinion about this man Obama continuing to take on another earthquake issue, while the rest of the aftershocks continue to grow over every single thing he has tried to 'transform'.

  • Closing Guantanamo and moving the illegally arrested people to Malibu or Tahiti
  • Prosecution of unabrow Bush Admin troglodytes who were illegally arresting the people at Guantanamo
  • Public Health Care (and did you read about the recently deceased Brit Iraq vet to got a lung transplant of 2 cancerous lungs INTO HIS BODY?) which will make fined criminals out of normal people, and ensure that those whose social value is appreciated are taken care of (Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, right? That would NEVER happen)
  • Afghanistan/War on Terror {Overseas Contingency Operations to administrate man caused disasters} which was really caused by ill advised and/or illegal American actions which need to be apologized for, and then again
  • Economy and continuing job loss and skyrocketing debt, and profligate money printing and automagic software account inventions at the Fed
  • Govt intrusion in business processes and pay in order to ensure proper division of profit (spoils)
  • Party cooperation with hooker-madam/voter registration scam artists who regard illegal & felonious plans as merely some kind of Social Justice in order to preserve and protect the election mechanism of those who understand what justice and progress is.
  • Social and Economic justice transformation of Americans into those who recognize the results of their ingenuity and hard work are merely trusts held for others, to 'spread around' as determined by the well meaning govt.
  • Czar and Czarina commissariat invasion and subversion of the Bill of Rights in the name of diversity, localism and republicans being assholes, which will adjust and ensure the previously mentioned justice
  • Ending American reliance on foreign energy supplies by making individual portable backpack (Northface) windmills and bicycle powered generators (Peugeot, naturally) a mandated requirement. We could have Camembert on Carr's crackers while pedaling and generating electricity for the American 'body', but public health will outlaw the cheese as illegally threatening to cardiac health, thus increasing costs to society.
  • Ensuring that mandated overreaction to the idea that man is destroying the earth by being alive and reproducing thus creating the need to release heat which will turn Earth into Venus becomes a burden from from which we cannot recover, while using invented trade mechanisms to reward those who understand the needs of progressive social values
  • Creating the realization among Israelis and Arabs that kumbaya is stronger than the Quran
  • Ending the horror of nuclear weapons which has caused countless nuclear wars, and conventional world wars to break out since 1945
Maybe finish one or two of these things before buying the supplies for another mission and announcing it's start.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Personally, I would not want to have to wonder whether the guy covering my back was also thinking about sticking my ass!

Muslims SUCK!

Epaminondas said...

But it wouldn't be just as dangerous to your mission if you were thinking of porking the chick with M-4 next to you?

And what does THAT have to do with muslims?

christian soldier said...

and weapons not firing in battle:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091011/D9B8SUPO0.html

Total said...

I guess you've never heard of Oliver Sipple; A USMC veteran and openly gay man who served this country bravely in Vietnam and saved then President Gerald Ford from an assassination attempt. After all he has done for this country, it still shat on him until his death. A gay man or woman could potentially be a better soldier than you ever could, Anonymous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Sipple