File under.. now there's something you don't see every day .... I hope.
AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.
Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.
That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.
Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.
She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.
5 comments:
Epaminondas,
What? What was wrong with her?
That's a mug shot? Ohio trying to spice up the perp files, are they?
Anybody else notice that we are now on about our third day of All Katrina Anniversary Coverage All The Time (It Was All Bush's Fault!)? Wonder if in 5 years the MSM will be running Deepwater Horizon Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill Disaster Anniversary (It Was All Obama's Fault!) coverage 24/7.
Revere,
Funny you should comment on that. Cause yes, I have noticed. And I also noticed the Fox News reporter flinch while reporting from the
9th ward when a loud sound went off, while in the middle of telling me about the neighborhood's pride! Hehehehahaha! The people who re-spray painted the red X of their previously condemned house, on their new siding because of pride! Hehehehehahaha! Oh man, I don't even dare turn it to CNN!
Hey, I'm bored, been checking the site for the last three hours and nothing new to piss me off? Come on guys! I'm going to have to turn the tv to CNN afterall. Isn't that dickhead Rich Sanchez on about now? Ay dios mio!
This is the ultimate example of women's ability to multitask. (G).
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