Wednesday, May 05, 2021

10 Ways To Feel Morally Superior To Everyone When Masks Are No Longer Require

Here are some of the suggestions: Here are 10 easy ways to keep feeling morally superior once the pandemic is over:

Never stop wearing a mask as long as you live: This is probably the simplest solution.

Wear your mask forever. Breathe in that sweet, sweet, moral superiority and CO2.

Start a podcast about your time wearing a mask: Bring in co-hosts who also wore masks, and talk about how you wore masks. As a bonus, do it while wearing a mask.

Get a tattoo of your mask on your face: There's no better way of reminding everyone how important masks used to be and how important you were for wearing one.

Start an HOA in your suburban neighborhood: Oh-- you already started one? Of course, you did!

Declare a climate emergency and switch to an all-bug diet: Bugs are the most morally superior thing to eat.

Also, be rich and drive an electric car. Shame all people who do not do the same.

Punch a white male in the face every day: If you're not already doing this, what the heck is wrong with you? Go punch a white male in his dumb white face!

PS: Cry moar, bitch. 

AND THEN THERE'S THIS:
Does anyone remember The Superior Dance?

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