Sunday, April 25, 2010

Draw, Mohammed

I'm kind of excited by my new found talent as an artiste. I wonder if you too might have talent in this area.

Some Muslims are making infantile death threats against the creators of the tv cartoon series South Park. The cartoonists are accused of-- get this-- insulting Islam. So, Death to America! Death to Israel! Death to more cartoonists. Count me in.

Some wag has declared May 20, 2010 as "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day." Count me in on that too. I'm all for insulting Islam all the time. Yes, I'm so out of shape I can't draw breath, and I'm so dense at times I can't draw a conclusion; but I can draw a picture of Mohammed with my eyes closed. Here's a sample of how clever I am, me an artiste....


Dag said...

If you have nifty art-work but can't find my address somehow, please send through Pastorius.

Brooke said...

I'm seriously considering participating. I just have to sit down and try to channel some inspiration.

Anonymous said...

Inspiration? Where does one begin?

Perhaps someone will draw an image of the ever lustful muslim prophet mapped with images/identities/ages/histories of ALL his not so voluntary "wives".

Let's see . . .muslim men can marry up to four women as long as they can properly provide for them. Yet, the divine// muslim prophet had, let's see . . .
1.Khadija Bint Khuwailid
2.Sawda Bint Zam`a
3.A´isha Bint Abu Bakr
4.Hafsa Bint `Umar
5.Zainab Bint Khuzaima (half sister of Barra)last woman the prophet married due to the restriction imposed on him by Allah (33:50, 33:52).
6.Ummu Salama/Umm Habiba
7.Zainab Bint Jahsh
8.Juwairiyya (Maimunah or Barra) Bint al-Harith married her when he was 60 and she was 36 in 629 A.D
9.Ummu Habiba
10. Maimuna Bint al-Harith

. . .not to mention the assortment of concubines, female slaves, possessions of ol' Mo's right hand i.e. Rayhana Bint Zaid,a Jewish girl of extreme beauty who refused to convert to Islam, one of the spoils of war from the tribe of the Banu Qurayza, Safiyya Bint Huyay (Hayay?) 17 year old newlywed/widow/orphan thanks to Mo, taken a captive after the slaughter in Khybar -- all to satiate this supposed prophet's personal lusts which get worse the more you read the, um, 'holy books' .

Muhammad wanted to marry a crawling baby. This is from the book of Sira by Ibn Ishak, the most authentic biographer of Muhammad. Most other biographies are based on this monumental work by Ibn Ishak/Ibn Hisham

(Suhayli, ii.79: In the riwaya of Yunus I.I recorded that the apostle saw her (Ummu’l-Fadl) when she was baby crawling before him and said, ‘If she grows up and I am still alive I will marry her.’ But he died before she grew up and Sufyan b. al-Aswad b. Abdu’l-Asad al-Makhzumi married her and she bore him Rizq and Lubaba….(Ref.3, page 311)

Wholesome or vile? Islam is such a pathetic vile set of contradictions by pathetic vile prophet Muhammad, uswa hasana, al-insan al-kamil.

Dag said...

Brooke, it's funny how I find no Islamic inspiration at all when I see your smiling face. Maybe, like me, if you want to draw Islamic art, you should put a blanket over your head and start painting that way. It's working for me. I can feel the paint doing incredible things.