Saturday, May 30, 2009

Who shall teacheth the Teachers?

Crossposted at JihadWatch and the Blasphemous Blog:

1. Behold, in the Days of Lunacy, in the rainy isle of Britain, there were a craven and sniveling folk who believed themselves to be wise and understanding, and did their best to impart such reckless sensitivities in their acolytes, but in truth, they were fools, and they were called "Teachers"

2. Now, teachers wishing to impart this nonsense into the minds of the students, chanced upon what they thought was a brilliant idea. They decided that Christian children should be forced to pray to Allah, and recite the prayers of Allah.

3. And the parents of the children were wroth and sought to put an end to such chicanery, but lo, the teachers forced these children to do that which they would otherwise not do.

4. And one child, a little boy, who knew the scriptures and prayers of Allah, for his parents had been followers of the prophet of Allah, may his teeth rot with pain for ever, and they were now Christians.

5. And spake the child to the Fool and saith, "If I am to recite the prayers of Allah, I would become a follower of Allah, and the Prayer, once spoken, can never be unspoken, and I must do all that which is required of me in Allah's Unchanging Scriptures. Therefore, I must needs kill thee., for it is written in the Book of Allah and the Prophet, may he give birth to swine for all eternity, that I must slay the infidels wherever I find them, and lo, here thou art! An Infidel, as surely as I am now a Christian.

6. So choose ye, carefully, lest I choose that which will benefit neither of us, but only bring to ruin everything.

7. And the Teacher pondered, and thought it best to assign some other bit of homework, instead.


christian soldier said...

Looks like Dali-the art work that is...Is it?

It is time that we took our education system back...

Anonymous said...

More abject grovelling dhimmitude from the BBC for allowing one of its guests, Charles Moore, to suggest that the Muslim Council of Britain approved of killing infidels:

Maybe Moore got them confused with the Muslim Association of Britain, who threatened to kill him for saying Mohammed was a pedophile:

I wonder which part of 'Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them' they're arguing about?

Judith -Slayer of Holofernes (aka Madame Scherzo) said...

You know, the creepiest thing about this story is this: The school stated that there was a complete and thorough investigation, and that there is absolutely no evidence that this incident took place: 2 questions remain unanswered:
Why did so many parents hear the exact same story from all the kids? If it didn't happen, was there a conspiracy of some sort? Are we to believe that they all just made up the exact same story? What are the odds of that happening?
If the teacher is innocent of doing this, then why fire her? Does that make sense?
Paging Dr. Orwell.

Pastorius said...

Another great post in Jewel's Canonical,

"Tomorrow's Bible Verses, Being Written Today ..."

Judith -Slayer of Holofernes (aka Madame Scherzo) said...

Oh, Jaco, I would never presume to be writing Bible verses, because I have a crazy little sister who hears the capricious, contradictory and whimsical voice of god in her head. Really. She believes she is a prophet, but meh, it seems her deity is the same one as Mo's, but so far, without the slavery, amputations, stonings, etc.

Judith -Slayer of Holofernes (aka Madame Scherzo) said...

Well, I guess my sub header does say, maybe too presumptive on my part. Here's the new subheader:

So many lemmings, too few cliffs.

Pastorius said...

Ok, that is just kind of my comedic way of complementing you.

Let's just say, we do live in times of Biblical proportions, and if a person could accurately condense the stories of our time, they may very well become the verses of tomorrow.

And, I think you do a pretty decent job.


Pastorius said...

Oh yeah, and the name Queen Kafirtiti never fails to make me laugh. There are few things which strike fear into the heart of a Jihadist idiot more than a Kafir Titty.

Judith -Slayer of Holofernes (aka Madame Scherzo) said...

It was a pun on Nefertiti, but I get the joke! I hadn't thought about it that way.

Pastorius said...

I got the Nefertiti pun, but you know me and my dirty mind.

Mother Effingby said...

Do we dare admit it! So brazen, so brave, you randy fella.