Saturday, November 22, 2008

The Great PDS derived Palin Turkey Commutation Slaughter

Thus quoteth STEYN:
palin_turkey.jpg

I didn't think I could like Sarah Palin more than I do, but the nancy boys at MSNBC bleating all over the screen about the Great Turkey Carnage is hilarious. This is a great caption:

TURKEYS DIE AS GOVERNOR PALIN TAKES QUESTIONS FROM MEDIA

Or was it: MEDIA DIE AS GOVERNOR PALIN TAKES QUESTIONS FROM TURKEYS.

After she's sworn in in 2013, I hope President Palin arranges for a ritual turkey slaughter to be going on behind her at every press conference, if only during David Shuster's questions.

Tim Blair has a good round-up of reaction.

"bloodlusting bird-hater Palin admits she’ll actually cook a turkey for Thanksgiving"

Wonkette labels this a “celebration of death”. Writes one commenter: “She is the dumbest whore I have ever seen.”

I mean, this is just great stuff. Great !
The puking vegan masses are appalled as soy molded textured vegetable white to beige caulking injected protein bird like apparitions, I'm sure, are outselling turkeys this week.

Indeed, while I certainly don't agree with her on a few things, she is becoming quite dear to me as more of these deranged delusional foaming spit speckled attacks go on.
This has to be one the greater stories leavening the economic grimness this week

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are right on.

The only thing funnier than the dying turkey and the grinning dufus is the Governor's deadpan performance. Now that was comic genius! She sure knows how to tweak those lefty hypocrites who obviously have no sense of humor. What's really funny is that some of them think she did it by mistake, that Sarah was clueless. Hahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

It's so Alaska. One of the few places remaining where all sides of nature are right out there in your face. You want a turkey Thanksgiving dinner? OK, here's what you gotta do. (What are they doing with those funnels anyway?)