Tuesday, April 26, 2016

BREAKING: TED CRUZ' FATHER DID NOT KILL JFK

I could not find any news proving Rafael Cruz did not kill JFK, so how about some boobs instead.









11 comments:

Nicoenarg said...

Okay but did he kill Abraham Lincoln?

Pastorius said...

Ted Cruz' father tried to manrape Abe Lincoln.

Nicoenarg said...

Damn, that's brutal. Was that before or after Ted Cruz was anointed as Moses to carry out wealth transfer?

midnight rider said...

Hey guys i got cougar boobs in the post I just posted.

Pastorius said...

I read that. Awesome.

Nicoenarg said...

LOL

LL said...

Better pictures of breasts than Ted Cruz's father.

Anonymous said...

The bottle-blond in the skimpy underwear is cute. The others are pretty much hookers and cows. As for #1, just being a Sabra should be sexy enough.

midnight rider said...

How can you tell she's a Sabra just by staring at her boobs?

Pastorius said...

I was wondering the same thing. I was also wondering at the fact that this guy seems to use the word "hookers' as a pejorative.

We need to take him out for an evening of Wild Turkey and dark-eyed wimmin.

midnight rider said...

YES YES YES!!! Whiskey and dark eyed wimmin ALWAYS change your perspective!

I certainly never used hooker as a pejorative. Nor prostitute (except when talking about politicians, which is then, of course, a slam against real prostitutes. Guess maybe I should stick to whore in those instances).