Saturday, January 19, 2008

How To Behead An Infidel

I found this by chance, thought it might come in handy, or more to the point confirmation that the only way of dealing with Islamists is to be as ruthless as they are. Guantanamo - keep it going. Extraordinary rendition - whatever. Torture - bring it on. I'm not sure my tongue is in my cheek, and neither are you so don't flame me over that:

Islam Online, a website that has mass popularity throughout the Muslim world has published a gruesome poem detailing how to behead a human being.

Here is exactly what the group posted, which is still up on its own page within Islam Online’s ‘Arts & Culture’ section: Click the link to see it.

How to Behead

Hold him
Tie the arms behind his back
And bandage his legs together
Just by the ankles
Blindfold the punk
So that he won't hesitate as much
For on seeing the sharp pointy knife
He'll begin to shake
And continuously scream like an eedyat
And jiggle like a jelly
Trust me–this will sure get you angry
It’s better to have at least two or three brothers by your side
Who can hold the fool
Because as soon as the warm sharp knife
Touches his naked flesh
He'll come to know what'll happen
It's not as messy or as hard as some may think,
It's all about the flow of the wrist.
No doubt that the punk will twitch and scream
But ignore the donkey's ass
And continue to slice back and forth
You'll feel the knife hit the wind and food pipe
But don't stop
Continue with all your might.
About now you should feel the knife vibrate,
You can feel the warm heat being given off,
But this is due to the friction being caused.

We had the Bomb. We had the Allah Akbar Knifing attempt. I wonder how long before some Maldivian "misunderstands" and attempts a beheading in Maldives.

I found the beheading item on this site which appears to be a Maldivian's site. it seems that the Maldives has been forcibly turned into an Islamic regime, much against the will of the inhabitants. I didn't know that.

(cross posted with CommonSense)


Epaminondas said...

My understanding of the history is that with the rise of the Al Saud and Ibn Wahab in the 18th century, when they arrived in Mecca and other places they set about desecrating all the images, destroying the painting on the walls of the mosques, and wrecking anything which smacked of individual sainthood for other Muslims leading lights including memorials. They also did this in Bosnia, btw where mosque murals painted by European Muslims hundreds of years old were scraped off walls.

That is the nascence of all this image crap.

In fact in 1962 when Saudi TV began all they showed was PALM pix of people allowed.

Ray Boyd said...

I think your comment was meant for the previous posting.

Anonymous said...

"How To Behead" has now been updated on to "How To Be Peace." We have it on Facta, Non Verba with reference to