Wearing Burkas in the land of Cotton

A Cracked Fairy Tale for the PC Era:

Wearing Burkas in the land of Cotton 

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on e bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. 

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of thefront yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e bay)and ran it up the flag pole … 

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA,NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching myhouse 24/7.  

I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel.Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down. 

Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?