Sunday, August 21, 2016

Breaking News: Senator Tim Kaine, You're a Total Piece of Shit!

So Fucking Gay

From The Last English Prince:

Senator Kaine’s remarks regarding Women’s Rights in the West

Kaine: U.S. worse than Iraq, Afghanistan on electing women
The news has been under a mandated embargo since Tuesday, August 16th. But the words of United States Senator Tim Kaine (D- Virginia) are apparently a pre-framed monologue for the announcement released today. 
Anne Holton (wife of Senator Kaine) will be moving to Pakistan next month. As the Secretary of Education for the state of Virginia she will put her talents to work for the little girls of the nation. 
Less than eighteen percent of little girls in Pakistan attend secondary education. Forty-seven percent of the women are either fully or functionally illiterate. 
Value is not ascribed for the education of women. And as Islamic political forces continue to push for legal marriage at age nine years for little girls the outlook remains grim. 
After receiving her Bachelor of Fine Arts from NYU Tisch School of the Arts in 2017, Annella Kaine will put her talents to work to introduce little girls in Pakistan to the world of theater and music. She will join her mother, living along the Durand Line, to further facilitate a modest reach into Afghanistan and the Islamic culture which forbids a full embrace of the expressive art forms which we enjoy in the West. 
Anne and Annella will face grave physical danger and the very real risk of sexual violence since Pakistan ranks third on a global list for most dangerous countries for women. 
In anticipation for their need for invisibility whilst residing along the borders of two nations which cherish diminished physical presence of women in the public square a personal shopper has graciously purchased culturally acceptable fashion for Anne and her daughter Annella: 
Shuttlecock Burka and Mandatory Purdah 
Those of us who burned our bras, received university degrees and served as Naval military officers applaud Senator Tim Kaine for his clarity of thought. 
We also extend our deepest respect for his willingness to put his money where his mouth is. (Yes, I ended a sentence in a linking verb, but I am fully literate, educated, enjoy a career and am currently seated at my desktop in skimpy pajamas.) 
Our prayers are not needed for Anne and Annella. They are getting a civilizational upgrade. No doubt about it. 
Senator Kaine would not use statistics to serve up a greater lie. 
Or would he?


Anonymous said...

Typical democrat - sends his women off into confirmed hostile territory - with a wardrobe for 'protection' - to face this battle without him. spit

midnight rider said...

Do we have a link for the Holton/Pakistan business or is that an IBA exclusive? She resigned as Sec Ed Va back in July I think...

Pastorius said...

I think TLEP would say this is a satirical look at the lengths the very passionate Kaine family would go to help.

midnight rider said...


Always On Watch said...

Doesn't Kaine take CAIR money?

thelastenglishprince said...

This is just too funny not to share. It is a pithy statement which came into my e mail today:

"I could engrave my trust for the MSM on the head of a pin, and still have room for the Gettysburg Address."

Classic humor! Love it!

WC said...

...and this weirdo may be a heart be away from the Presidency

Anonymous said...

I apologize for my simplicity, but was this post a satire? Are the Kaine women going to Pakistan, or is it a joke?

Pastorius said...

It is a joke.

thelastenglishprince said...

Isn't it great when propaganda looks so professional that it is accepted as truth?

Gee! I should be a speech writer for Senator Kaine!