Monday, September 01, 2008

Joe Biden Can Suck My Giant Infidel *#@k

UPDATED AT BOTTOM OF POST!



But Pastorius, how do you expect me to do that? It's, like, this freaking big around!


Biden quoted as saying that Israel will have to reconcile itself to a nuclear Iran

(hat tip to Babba)

Democratic vice-presidential candidate Joe Biden was quoted Monday as telling senior Israeli officials behind closed doors that the Jewish state will have to reconcile itself to a nuclear Iran.

Biden, chairman of the powerful Senate Foreign Relations Committee, has long been considered strongly pro-Israel.

In the unsourced report, Army Radio also quoted Biden as saying that he opposed "opening a additional military and diplomatic front."



He can open an additional diplomatic front by servicing me. Down on your knees, Biden.


UPDATE:


THIS IS SPARTA (ISRAEL)!


UPDATE:

Biden spokesperson David Wade says this report is false.

Biden spox David Wade said the unsourced report is simply false.


“This is a lie peddled by partisan opponents of Senators Obama and Biden,” said Wade, “and we will not tolerate anyone questioning Senator Biden’s 35-year record of standing up for the security of Israel. Joe Biden’s first trip as a Senator was to Israel, he has worked with every Israeli leader from Golda Meir to Prime Minister Olmert, and he takes a back seat to no one when it comes to protecting the relationship between Israel and the US.”

13 comments:

BabbaZee said...

ooo a hat tip on a cock thread

what more could an outraged spleen ask?

LOL

Pastorius said...

Yeah, your cock-quotient meter is standing straight up.

Pastorius said...

And, I mean that in the most respectful sense, of course.

BabbaZee said...

Blogger Pastorius said...

And, I mean that in the most respectful sense, of course.

naturally!

Citizen Warrior said...

I just woke up, turned on my computer and checked out the IBA...only to get a first-rate chuckle first thing in the morning with the headline, the picture, and your opening line, Pastorius.

Babbazee, I love your avatar and your byline "born to raze hell." "The outraged spleen of Zion" is awesome, too!

Pastorius said...

C-Dub,
The ironic thing about Babba is she doesn't even have a spleen.

LOL

BabbaZee said...

Thanks Citizen Warrior!

LOL Patorius

true, my spleen fled my body in outrage a decade ago

Citizen Warrior said...

Spleenless, and yet so full of vim. She's a phenomenon!

Pastorius said...

Babba,
That I didn't know. I thought your spleen died of natural causes. I didn't realize it was simply pissed off.

LOL

BabbaZee said...

Citizen Warrior

lol

I am also missing half my pancreas, among other things

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtsQxUYHXbw
Behold the Gutless Wonder!
LOL

Damien said...

Pastorius,

I can see that you are angry at Mr. Biden. I am as well. This might be a good thing in that it will motivate us to work harder toward the Obama/Bidin ticket's defeat.

Pastorius said...

Yeah, the way I figure it, he's only got two ways to satisfy me, and if it ain't his pretty little mouth, then, well, you know ...

Damien said...

Pastorius,

That video rocks! In a way, Israel is like Sparta since they are a small nation having to stand up against a very large enemy.