We can thank the brilliant David Wood for this:
David Wood posted a great satire piece at DCClothesline as follows:
After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications. Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt).
Please, keep in mind this is satire, ok?So, here are a couple: