Wednesday, February 27, 2008
The Terrible Pig Wars Of The 21st Century
Oh d-d-dear, why do they hate me so?
Yeah, I know, you thought when we reached the 21st century that, if we had not already ascended "beyond war", well, we'd be fighting wars in space, with particle beams, and lasers, and all sorts of Star Wars stuff.
But instead, we are fighting the barbarians of the 7th century and they're using their retarded people to blow us up.
Now, an even more pathetic and degrading episode of our war has begun. The Terrible Pig Wars are sure to be a series of battles stretching through much of the 21st century, wherein hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Muslims freak out, riot, and piss themselves over the public display of pigs.
Meanwhile, I predict it will all end like this;
We'll treat the Islamonutheads like the pigs they are, and we'll treat their women, well, you know how we treat our women.
(Thanks to Najistani)
"LEICESTER -- Police here in central England seized a collection of porcelain pigs from a house's window sill after Muslims complained that they were offensive.
"I just couldn't believe it, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," Mrs Nancy Bennett, the owner of the 17 miniature pigs, told the Sun tabloid newspaper.
The porcelain figures were held at the local police station, while Mrs Bennett was threatened with prosecution if she replaces the collection. Her house is located in the same street as the city's main mosque, meaning that Muslim worshippers often passed by her front window where the pig figurines were on display. "
A historic statue of a wild boar is unlikely to return to Derby's Arboretum, because it could offend Muslims living nearby.
The Florentine Boar stood in the Derby park from 1840 to 1942, when it was beheaded by flying masonry during an air raid.
Derby City Council had hoped to replace the statue with an identical replica when plans for a massive overhaul of the park were first considered a decade ago. But following reservations raised by some people in Normanton about a new boar statue, the authority decided to consult with local community leaders.
At a meeting of the council's minority ethnic communities advisory committee it was recommended that the boar be replaced with something else because of the strength of feeling among nearby residents as pigs are perceived as offensive creatures by many Muslims.
Derwent Ward councillor Suman Gupta said, "If the statue of the boar is put back at the Arboretum I have been told that it will not be there the next day, or at least it won't be in the same condition the next day at least. We should not have the boar because it is offensive to some of the groups in the immediate area."
Talkin' about the pig ...
Pig is in the mud
Pig's in Zen