Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Celebrate My New Name!
Hey folks, I'm terribly sorry that I haven't been posting lately, here or elsewhere. I seem to have developed allergies. Now. At my age. But when I can stay awake, I still keep track of the absolutely lovely things that people have to say about me in the comments for my YouTube videos. And boy, let me tell you, I didn't realize that there was an "Uncle Tom" type of card for people like me, but I definitely have hit on it. Now that I'm on YouTube I'm WHITE!!! I'm really, truly, WHITE!!
But not just white, I have new NAMES!! Most of them too vulgar to repeat here of course. But I have taken from them a mishmash of the most commonly strung together ones to create what I consider to be my NEW NAME. Yes, officially, I am still Pim's Ghost. But to me, from now on, I am
Neo-Con Zionist Jew Bitch Whore!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!! I would throw a party, but we all live too far apart. Oooops, I forgot, not only did I become white, but also Jewish. I guess I'll have to be Jew for Jesus or something. I'm not sure how all of this works exactly. All I know for sure is that I was the only kid I knew practically at 13 who didn't get a Bar or Bat Mitzvah. Well, here's to making up for lost time! The best thing is, that they only got one word right! Bitch! Yep, that's me. Well, here's to embracing my new identity and watching how fast liberals and PC women's rights types get just plain racist and threatening if you say anything anti-leftist. But then, didn't I learn all of this from Michelle Malkin long ago? I wonder what her new name is.
Posted by Kiddo at 5:18:00 am