Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Nugent Rocks!

Ted Nugent is a bow-hunter. He hunts, he kills, he eats, and he uses the skins.

In short, he is a man.

Some pussy from the UK paper, the Independant (maybe they ought to rethink the name of their paper, huh?) interviewed Ted Nugent the other day. Here are the bloody results.

From No Pasaran:

Q : "What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?"

A : "They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."

I'll bet you the pussy who was doing the interview found himself strangely attracted to Ted at that very moment.


Epaminondas said...

The complete interview in the Independent .uk has to be read, it's a total riot.

He shows up with a GLOCK on his hip for Pilger and Fisk's paper!

Pastorius said...

What a guy.

cube said...

Those foppish fellows can't possibly understand Nugent's POV. It is too alien for them.

Pastorius said...

Yeah, Cube, you are probably correct.

You know, I don't hunt, but I admire a man who does, because he is willing to be responsible for his own food.

I believe we are too soft.

Pastorius said...

Did he?

I didn't know that. That doesn't speak very well for him, does it?

Epaminondas said...

skipped OUT, Mr ducky?
What does that mean?
1Y, 4F, 2S canada?

Or just a high draft lottery number?
pls explain