Monday, May 22, 2006

Roger Simon Kicks Madonna's Ass

Roger Simon is in a crotchety mood today, and the world is a better place for it:


Mega-snooze, "Kabbalist" Madonna is evidently doing the Bush-Blair-Hitler routine in her new review. This is obviously "good for business" for the Material Girl, as is, I guess, her mock crucifixion (yawn). But how can you push the envelope when the paper's already sopping wet?

How could anyone be interested in her trivial, clich├ęd nonsense when we've already seen the "Piss Christ" (That was banal enough), not to mention a half-dozen fifty year old Bunuel movies?

Now if she had any real guts, Madonna would dance around on stage as Mohammed in drag. Don't hold your breath, however. Was this supposed freethinker around for the Danish Cartoons protest? Of course not. Why should she clutter her head with things that have nothing to do with money?

4 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Now if she had any real guts, Madonna would dance around on stage as Mohammed in drag.

Now, there's an image!

Why won't the entertainment industry satirize the Islamofascists?

Cowards, I think.

cube said...

Yes. I'd actually pay money to see the old doxie satirize Islam, but I'm not going to hold my breath. See the Christians won't lop off your stupid head if you make fun of them...

Pastorius said...

You know what would be great to see is Madonna getting, uh, well, maybe I should say it, but it had to do with having a, shall we say, personal relationship with Mohammed.

Pastorius said...

Or, maybe the opposite; Madonna could go back into her dominatrix phase and use a, uh, shall we say, implement on good ole' Mo.